So, you sit down and have your drink at the Old West Saloon…?

January 7, 2009 by admin 

….and you've just lit Richard Simmon's hair on fire because he mumbled something about a gunfight and suddenly, from behind the bar, Billy Mays jumps out and starts screeching about The Amazing new Zaparooni! and you just want another whiskey….
Do you shoot Billy between the eyes or buy a couple Zaparooni's from him because he has a powerful control over your mind?

Bill Mays definitely has some sort of mind control. I bought two tons of Mighty Putty.

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29 Responses to “So, you sit down and have your drink at the Old West Saloon…?”

  1. Floyd the Barber on January 7th, 2009 12:44 pm

    Bill Mays definitely has some sort of mind control. I bought two tons of Mighty Putty.
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    The above is my official opinion to this poll/survey and should in no way be misconstrued as chatting."

  2. Knuckles™ on January 7th, 2009 1:18 pm

    I wouldn't dare drink the whiskey, he has probably laced it with oxy clean!!
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  3. no_id420 on January 7th, 2009 1:54 pm

    give him the one you are having….lol
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  4. Spider on January 7th, 2009 2:40 pm

    Cancel His A$$ Like a Stamp !
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  5. wild1 on January 7th, 2009 2:47 pm

    Ha, i see your a John Wayne fan as well…and to answer your questions i always have a double Saspirilla and look for Ms Kitty and her kitty~
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  6. kiki on January 7th, 2009 3:24 pm

    Shoot him always shoot!
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  7. nick_mann91 on January 7th, 2009 3:43 pm

    I would shoot…lol
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  8. JustLynntoo on January 7th, 2009 4:00 pm

    Crap! Where's my credit card!
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  9. BennBJBear on January 7th, 2009 4:18 pm

    Not even a thought would cross my mind.

    Right between the eyes.

    If I hear him screaming at me one more time..I just might do more than change channels or hit mute.

    Sigh. And I used to save lives..but as Batman said.."I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."
    One outta two ain't bad..is it pardner..??
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  10. Kiss my Susan D on January 7th, 2009 4:30 pm

    Grab a bottle and run!
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  11. Squirrel Cage on January 7th, 2009 4:56 pm

    I would shoot him down in cold blood and help myself to a whiskey. His mind control would not work on me because I don't know him, plus according to my former wife, I don't have a mind to be controlled. Sort of makes me immune, wouldn't you think?
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    "The above is my official opinion to this poll/survey and should in no way be misconstrued as chatting."

  12. Silly_Rabbit (identity crisis) on January 7th, 2009 5:18 pm

    I would ask Richard Simmons for a free copy of his Buns of Steel DVD.
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  13. Angus Beefheart. on January 7th, 2009 5:45 pm

    Shoot Billy please. You had to go and ruin my morning by reminding me of him.
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  14. Pug pirate on January 7th, 2009 6:02 pm

    No I go look for doc

    Because my valoriun is out of gas and I need to get BACK TO THE FUTURE
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    YEs I know i am a bad speller but you all know what I'm talking about

  15. Shrunken Fro wearing a wig on January 7th, 2009 6:23 pm

    I buy that Zaparooni's from him because I am fond of Billy Mays and I also buy him a drink.
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  16. U is for Uranium on January 7th, 2009 6:39 pm

    I have a napalm pack on my back. I'd lite the whole place up and have a weenie roast.
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  17. kitty on January 7th, 2009 7:12 pm

    I'd just politely introduce him to Richard and maybe he's got something magical that would bring life to Richard's scorched hair..then get me a bottle and watch them go after it.
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  18. Icemunchies on January 7th, 2009 7:42 pm

    But wait! That's not all! If you shoot him right now there'll be more whiskey for you!
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  19. Full Metal FooFoo on January 7th, 2009 7:54 pm

    Billy and me have some unsettled business from way back, that guy has been on my sh!t list long enough for me not to even hesitate to pop a cap up in his azzz!!

    OXYCLEAN THAT BISH!
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  20. NAN on January 7th, 2009 8:17 pm

    I'd leave and take Richard with me!
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  21. saveitok on January 7th, 2009 8:23 pm

    i would tell him i want some Zaparooni's and a bottle of wiskie and tell him to put it on my tab then when i good and drunk then i will shoot him,got some good sevice and tab cancelled
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  22. kiss my catz on January 7th, 2009 9:01 pm

    i take my bottle and me and hop a long move to a different table
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  23. Lynn on January 7th, 2009 9:22 pm

    But wait…if you call within the next 7and a half minutes we'll DOUBLE your offer. Not only will you get ONE useless piece of sh!t but TWO!!
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  24. little mama on January 7th, 2009 10:12 pm

    I'd make sure Richard Simmons hair is all burned off and then buy Billy a drink.
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  25. harrygams on January 7th, 2009 10:53 pm

    Shoot Him!!!
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  26. t_blond_chick on January 7th, 2009 11:38 pm

    loads rifle and blows the Zaparooni to smithereens,…
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    "pass the whiskey bartender"

  27. Hippie Chick on January 7th, 2009 11:51 pm

    Shoot Richard….I'll buy us all a round of Zaparooni's. ** steps over Richard ** Bar keep set em up.
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  28. kikime on January 7th, 2009 11:57 pm

    50. cal desert eagle should take care of my drinking problem.
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  29. Pippi Von Trapp™ on January 8th, 2009 12:27 am

    I think it would be interesting if Billy Mays started doing ads for adult toys.
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